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hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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robertpattindone:

look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

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davidisbeyonce:

Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

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amoying:

amoying:

what do musicians put on their toast?

jam

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