Just tell me

How to be different in a way that makes sense.

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

(Source: jnternet, via a5htag)

babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert, via roseonabeach)

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

(via a5htag)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)